From buddy Thu Jan 13 11:34:52 1994
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 1993 11:09:48
Subject: dirty food

  ". . . there are only two things you need to make people.  You got to have
sex.  You got to have food. . . But for some reason, sex is dirty.  Maybe God
was a Republican.  Somebody said, 'All right, you want to propogate, go
ahead, but only late at night, with all hte doors closed, man on top, once a
week, that's it.'  But not only can you eat the charred decaying flesh of
other major mammals, you can do it in broad daylight and invite all your
friends to watch. . . What if sex was clean but food was dirty?
 	
 	-Punks in passing cars would flash you the fork
 	-Locker room talk would change: 'Hey man, how'd you do this weekend?'
'Two burgers and a bag of french fries.  Crinkle cut.'
 	-Garlic would be illegal in most southern states
 	-Foreplay would be listed as a menu selection
 	-Most suburban school districts would ban home ec
 	-Hookers would become cooks: 'Hey, big boy, looking for a hot meal? 
Wanna crack some crab?'
 	-Parents would tell their children not to play with their food or
they'll go blind
 	-Kids would remember the first time their mother caught them
marinating
  
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