From buddy Thu Jan 13 11:35:22 1994
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 1993 21:46:20
Subject: bad

What do you get when you play a country & western song backwards?
    You get your job back, your wife back, etc.....

A man goes to the doctor because he's not feeling very good.  The doc takes
a bunch of tests and sends him home.  A couple of days later the guy gets
a call from the doctor who says "I have bad news and worse news"
The guy says " What's the bad news?"
The doc replies "The lab tests came back and said you only have 24 hours to
   live"
The guy is stunned! "What could possibly be worse than that!?!"
The doctor replies "Well I forgot to call you yesterday...."