From buddy Thu Jan 13 11:29:42 1994
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 1993 14:38:35 -0400
Subject: Johnson

Johnson Weedwackers:	Its easy to trim a little bush-when you gotta big
			Johnson.

Johnson Volleyballs:	The world's largest

			It's not how hard you spike your balls, but its 
			the size of your Johnson that counts.

Johnson's Gym:		Hang with the Huge!

Johnson Mountain Biking: No Hill's too Big, No Valley's too wide for
			 a Big Johnson.

Johnson Erection Company:   When we get it up, it stays up.

Johnson Mud Tires:  	No hole's too wet and sloppy if you've got a 
			Big Johnson

Big Johnson Bar and Casino:	Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.

Johnson Golf Clubs:  	It's not how straight you hit your balls, it's the
			size of your Johnson that counts.  
			(Fine Print)  Big Johnson Clubs are preferred by 
			4 out of 5 LPGA players

Johnson Bowling Balls:	No split's too wide if you've got a Big Johnson

Johnson Baseball Gloves:  It's easy to get the tough snatch when you've
			  got a Big Johnson.

Johnson Footballs:	It's easy to split the uprights with a Big Johnson.

Johnson Softballs:	With balls like these you don't need a fast pitch.

Johnson Bungee Jumping:  Well, there are some things you just
			 shouldn't do.  Even with a Big Johnson.

Johnson Tactical Fighters: She'll always want to hold your stick when you're
                           crusing with a Big Johnson.

Johnson Surf Wax: It takes two hands to wax a Big Johnson. 

Chicks dig big Johnsons.