From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:51:30 1994
Date: Mon, 1 Nov 1993 12:33:03
Subject: Politically correct NFL and what IS cricket?

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POLITICALLY CORRECT NFL
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Washington Native Americans
New York Very Tall People
Dallas Western-Style Laborers
L.A. Uninvited Guests
Minnesota Plundering Norsemen
Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.
San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts
New Orleans Pretty Good People
Phoenix Male Finches
Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes
Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden
Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals
Tampa Bay West Indies Freebooters
Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats
Chicago Securities-Traders-in-a-Declining-Market
Indianapolis Young Male Horses
New England Zealous Lovers of Country
Atlanta Hovering Birds of Prey
Philadelphia Largely Non-Hovering Birds of Prey
Seattle Oceanic Birds of Prey
Tampa Bay Ocean-Going Unlawful Salvage Personnel
Houston Liquid Fossil Fuel Devotees
(or taking a different interpretation of oilers) Wheel Rotation Perpetuators
LA Male Horned Largely-Mountain Faring Ruminants
NY Air-Fed Inertial Reaction Propulsion Systems
Kansas-City Native American Leaders
Pittsburg Ferrous Heavy Industry Personnel
Cleveland Subtle Mixtures of 66% Red and 33% Green
San Diego High Voltage Capacitor Technicians
Buffalo Men Named William, On Familiar Terms With Associates