From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:39:32 1994
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:11:56
Subject: Cow Jokes (clean but guaranteed groaners)


RE: the recent spate of clean elephant jokes.
    It's clean cow joke time!

Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: Go to moo-vies.

Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moody Blues

Q: If a cow could be a musician, what would it play?
A: Moog synth

Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they're making cow pies regularly.

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
A: Moo-dy

Q: Where do cows go in the afterlife?
A: Moo Moo Land

Q: How are chinese bovines and aircraft engine covers similar?
A: They're both cowlings.

Q: What would Gandi have said if he'd been shot?
A: Holy cow!

Famous philosophy, done for cows:
Nietzsche: To moo is to be.
Sartre   : To be is to moo.
Sinatra  : Moo be moo be moo.

Interspecies sing-along:
Cow: Moo
Cat: Mew
Larry: Moe
Chinese: Mao
Cow: Moo, Moo
Curly: Moe
All: Do-Dah, Do-Dah!

Well, guess I've milked that one for all it's worth.