From buddy Thu Jan 13 11:32:58 1994
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 1993 20:14:35
Subject: cecil



A burgular was wandering round the living room of a house, collecting
swag, as burgulars do...when he heard a voice say "STOP THAT OR JESUS
WILL PUNISH YOU...", he thought nothing of it and carried on
collecting swag, and the the voice spoke up again..."STOP THAT OR
JESUS WILL PUNISH YOU"....The burgular was now worried and looked
wildly around the room spotting a cage with a cover over it. He
preocedded to lift the cover and saw, to his relief, a parrot
inside...

BURGULAR: Whats your name?

PARROT: Cecil

BURGULAR: Thats a funny name for a parrot

PARROT: Yes, and Jesus is a funny name for a Rottweiler too