Any similarity to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. See store manager for details. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. For recreational use only. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user serviceable parts inside. Best if used before date on carton. Subject to change without notification. For off road use only. One size fits all. Colors may fade. Slippery when wet. For official use only. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Penalty for private use. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rocks. Sanitized for your protection. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Keep away from fire or flame. Price does not include taxes. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. First pull up, then pull down. Call before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Safety sealed for your protection. 25 city, 35 highway. Actual mileage may vary depending on usage. Do not use if wrapper is punctured. Refrigerate after opening. Contains less than 1% alcohol. Remove before flight. No shirt, no shoes, no service. Prices may vary. Void where prohibited by law.
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