Received: by ux1.cso.uiuc.edu id AA26060 (5.65d/IDA-1.4.4 for khan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu); Tue, 19 May 1992 22:18:01 -0500 Received: from kosmos.wcc.govt.nz by ux1.cso.uiuc.edu with SMTP id AA25926 (5.65d/IDA-1.4.4 for ); Tue, 19 May 1992 22:17:15 -0500 Received: by kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (MX V3.1B) id 10549; Wed, 20 May 1992 15:16:36 +1200 Date: Wed, 20 May 1992 15:16:30 +1200 X-Ph: V3.12@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu From: robinson_m@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz To: tmkk@uiuc.edu Message-Id: <0095ADD8.BBA3C0A0.10549@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz> Subject: Rocky Script Compiled by - Antischutz(Christian Grams) helped by Corin Gardiner & Alister McGlinchy Douglas Talbot How to use this script: All the characters have theirs name infront of the lines that they say/sing. All the lines that the audience says/yells/sings/screams are in [...] The Rocky Horror Picture Show [ Props: (in some sort of order) Rice Bouquet (opt) Rings (opt) Newspaper (pref. Plain Dealer) Water (squirt gun, or whatever) Matches (failing which, another source of light) Doughnuts (opt) Rubber Gloves (opt) Noisemaker Confetti (torn newpapers will suffice) Toilet Paper Toast Party Hat Bell Cards ------ Script starts: SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE Give me a 'R' ALL: R! Give me an 'O' ALL: O! Give me a 'C' ALL: C! Give me a 'K' ALL: K! Give me a 'Y' ALL: Y! What's it spell? ALL: Rocky! I can't hear you! ALL: ROCKY! One more time! ALL: ROCKY! Like to wish a warm welcome to all you Virgins! ALL: What are you going to do to them Sal? We'er going to pop your cherries good tonight, virgins! [A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away God said, let there be lips, and there were, and they were good!] USHERETTE: Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still But he told us where we stand. [STAND UP: On our feet!] And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear, Claude Rains was the Invisible Man. [Who's Claude Rains?] Then something went wrong For Fay Wray and King Kong; They got caught in a celluloid jam. [yeah, jam!] or [Strawberry Jam] Then at a deadly pace It Came From... [where?] Outer Space. [Thank you] And this is how the message ran: [All over the screen!] Chorus: Science fiction, double feature Doctor X will build a creature. See androids fighting, Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in, Forbidden Planet Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh At the late night, double feature, picture show. [That man has no fucking neck!] USHERETTE: I knew Leo G. Carrol Was [fucking a] over a barrel When Tarantula took to the hills. [Lick it!] And I really got hot When I saw [janet's twat] Jeanette Scott Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills. [yeah kills] Dana Andrews said Prunes Gave him the [shits!] runes And passing them used lots of skills. [yeah skills!] But When Worlds Collide, [Boom!] Said George Powell to his bride, "I'm gonna give you some [drugs and some pills] terrible thrills," Like a... [X-ray!] Chorus: Science fiction, double feature Doctor X will build a creature. See androids fighting, Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in, Forbidden Planet Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh At the late night, double feature, picture show. I wanna go Oh Oh Oh To the late night double feature picture show, By RKO, Oh Oh Oh To the late night double feature picture show, [Where is the best place to fuck?] In the back row, [front row: Fuck the back row!] [back row: Yay Back Row!] Oh Oh Oh To the late night, double feature, picture show! Dentonian: Here they come! (Dentonians cheer and throw rice) [throw RICE] Photographer: Let's get a picture. Close together now. The folks and then the grandparents. Just of the close family. Ahhh, hold that. Beautiful. And... (snap) Got it! RALPH: hey! Terrific! Photographer: Congratulations! [Thank you] RALPH: Well, I guess we really did it, huh.(hit em) BRAD: I don't think there's any doubt about that. You and Betty have been almost inseparable since you met in Dr. Scott's refresher class. RALPH: Well to tell you the truth, Brad, that's the only reason I showed up in the first place. (chuckles) BETTY: O.K. you guys, this is it. (everyone screams) RALPH: Well Betty's going to throw the bouquet. [throw BOUQUET] [Hey, Janet! Have you got Sif.?] JANET: I got it! I got it! RALPH: Hey big fella,[How do you know?] looks like it could be your turn next, eh? BRAD: Who knows. Ralph: Well, so long, see you Brad.[See ya sucker!] Guess we better get get going now Betty. Come on, hop in. (they drive away) [Think about it asshole!] [She got her's now he'll get his] JANET: Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful?[No!] Wasn't Betty radiantly beautiful? [No!] I can't believe it. An hour ago she was just plain old Betty Monroe and now...[She's a slut!] now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapshatt. [Hapshit!] BRAD: Yes Janet, Ralph is a lucky guy. [No he's not she's got sif.!] JANET: Yes. Dentonian: I always cry at weddings. [So do I Honey!] [and laugh at funerals] BRAD: Ah, Everyone knows that Betty is a wonderful little cook. [Yeah Denton the home of happiness!] JANET: Yes. BRAD: Why Ralph himself, he'll be up for a promotion in a year or two. [If he doesn't get busted!] JANET: Yes. BRAD: Hey Janet. [Sit on my place a wiggle!] JANET: Yes Brad? BRAD: I've got something to say. [ITS BETTER TO BURN OUT, THAN TO FADE AWAY!] JANET: Uh huh. BRAD: I really love the... [Starts with an S...] skillful way... [What a fucking genious!] you beat the other girls... [With whips and chains] to the bride's bouquet. [and that too!] JANET: Oh Brad. BRAD: The river was deep but I swam it. (Janet) The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet) So please, don't tell me to can it. (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you. The road was long but I ran it. (Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Janet) If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet) I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet I love you. Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. There's three ways that love can grow. [Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll!] That's good, bad, or mediocre. Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so. JANET: Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had. (Oh Brad) Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad) That you met Mom and you know Dad. (Oh Brad) I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too. Oh Brad... BRAD: Oh...[SHIT!] dammit. JANET: I'm mad... BRAD: Oh, [SHIT!] Janet. JANET: For you. BRAD: I love you too. Brad & JANET: There's one thing left to do - ah - oo. BRAD: And that's go see the man who began it. (Janet) When we met in his science exam - it (Janet) Made me give you the eye and then panic. (Janet) Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet, I love you. Janet, Janet JANET: Oh Brad, I'm mad. BRAD: Janet, Janet. Brad & JANET: [I sniff glue...] I love you. [The man you are about to see has no fucking neck!] [Where is you fucking neck?] NARRATOR: I would like,[You would, would you?] ah, if I may, [You may!]...to take you [Where?] on a strange journey. [How stange was it? It was so strange they made a movie about it Not the book the movie!] [The prevert took pictures!] It seemed a fairly ordinary night [Ordinary?] when Brad Majors [Asshole] and his fiancee Janet Vice [Weiss], two young, normal, healthy kids [Healthy?], left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett [Snot!] Scott, ex-tutor, now friend to both of them. [Is it true that you are constipated?] It's true there were dark storm clouds,[Describe your balls!] heavy, black, and pendulous, towards which they were driving. [Is it true also that you are gay?] It's true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air, [So is your fucking neck!] but, they being normal kids, [Normal?] on a night out... well, they weren't going to let a storm spoil the of their evening, [Certainly not!] on a night out..[Come a bit close Chucky!] it was a night out they were going to remember... [How long?] for a very long time. [Nah ah Ah!] [Hey Dick have you ever been a quiter?] Dick: I have never been a quiter! [Bullshit!] Dick: To leave office before my term is completed is ahorn to every instinct in my body [You call that a body?] Dick: But as President... [You call that a president?] Dick: I am must put these interests of America first. [What does America need Dick?] Dick: America needs a full-time President.. [What else?] Dick: And a full-time congress. JANET: Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us. They sure do take their lives in their hands, what with the weather and all. BRAD: Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. [Yeah that type!] JANET: Oh. ...What's the matter, Brad darling? [Make a sound like a cow] BRAD: Umm..We must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back. [Asshole!] JANET: Oh, but where did that motorcyclist come from? [quick ditty from the twilight zone] BRAD: Hmmm... well I guess we'll just have to turn back. [Look out!] JANET: Oh! What was that bang? [Gang bang] BRAD: We must have a blowout. DAMMIT![Clap] I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed. [Asshole!] Well, you just stay here keep warm and I'll go for help. JANET: But where will you go in the middle of nowhere? BRAD: [Try the castle!] ...Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone we could use. [Castles don't have telephones, asshole!] JANET: I'm going with you. BRAD: Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet. JANET: I'm coming with you! [That will be a first!] Besides darling, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, [He is!] and you might never come back. [You should be so lucky!] BRAD: Heh, heh, heh, heh. [Kick it!] [Water pistols and newspapers] OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE [Sing bitch!] JANET: In the velvet darkness, Of the blackest night, Burning bright, [Whats up your ass?] there's a guiding star. [That must hurt!] No matter what or who you are. Brad & JANET: There's a light... [light MATCHES on 'light'] Chorus: Over at the Frankenstein place. Brad & JANET: There's a light... Chorus: Burning in the fireplace... [MATCHES out on 'darkness' - "Darkness!" if any lights still on] Brad & JANET: There's a light, light in the darkness of everybody's life. [Sing to us Oh hairless one!] RIFF RAFF: The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming. Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming Into my life. Into my life... Brad & JANET: There's a light... [MATCHES again] Chorus: Over at the Frankenstein place. Brad & JANET: There's a light... Chorus: Burning in the fireplace. There's a light, a light Brad & JANET: [off at 'Darkness'] ...in the darkness of everybody's life. [Betsy Cross used to sit home and so..and so..and...so..] NARRATOR: And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet and that they had found the assistance that their plight required. [Are you sure?] ...Or had they? [Nah ah ah!] JANET: Brad, let's go back, I'm cold and frightened... BRAD: Just a moment Janet, they might have a phone. [Ding dong asshole calling] [Say hello Riff..] RIFF RAFF: Hello. BRAD: Hi! My name is Brad Majors,[Asshole] and this is my fiancee Janet Vice. [Weiss] I wonder if you could help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road... do you have a phone we might use? [Look between Janet's legs...] RIFF RAFF: You're wet. [Janet, are you a slut?] JANET: Yes - it's raining. [Are you an asshole Brad?] BRAD: Yes. [Are you on drugs Riff?] RIFF RAFF: Yes... I think perhaps you better both, [fuck off] come inside. [I don't care where you come, as long as you clean it up!] JANET: You're too kind. Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this? BRAD: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. [Rich gay weirdos!] JANET: Oh. (forlornly) RIFF RAFF: [Which way?] This way. [Follow the bouncing thumb!] JANET: Are you having a party? RIFF RAFF: You've arrived on a very special night. It's one of the master's affairs. [Which one?] JANET: Oh lucky him. [echo next line ("You're lucky... ha ha ha ha ha")] MAGENTA: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! ha ha ha... [The banister's lucky!] (- seven dongs -) 7..6..5..4..3..2..1. [Hey Riff show us your Mother!] THE TIME WARP RIFF RAFF: It's astounding; Time is fleeting; "No, it's ticking!" Madness takes its toll. But listen closely... MAGENTA: Not for very much longer. RIFF RAFF: I've got to keep control. I remember doing the time-warp [One...Two] Drinking those moments when The darkness would hit me Riff & MAGENTA: And a void would be calling... Transylvanians: Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. [How is it done?] NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left. ALL: And then a step to the right. NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips. ALL: You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. MAGENTA: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. So you can't see me, no, not at all. In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention, Well secluded, I see all. RIFF RAFF: With a bit of a mind flip MAGENTA: You're into the time slip. RIFF RAFF: And nothing can ever be the same. MAGENTA: You're spaced out on sensation. RIFF RAFF: Like your under sedation ALL: Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. COLUMBIA: Well I was walking down the street just having a think When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook me up, he took me by surprise He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again. ALL: Lets do the time-warp again. NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left. ALL: And then a step to the right. NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips. ALL: You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. (Columbia tap-dances [just before she hits the stairs 'Watch out!'] ALL: Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. NARRATOR: [GET THE FUCK OFF THE DESK!] It's just a jump to the left. ALL: And then a step to the right. NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips. ALL: You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. Let's do the time-warp again. Let's do the time-warp again. JANET: Brad, say something. [Stupid] BRAD: Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison? [Asshole!] JANET: Brad, please, let's get out of here. BRAD: For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Janet. (music cue softly at first, crescendo up) [tap/clap in time to Frank] JANET: But it... it seems so unhealthy here. BRAD: It's just a party, Janet. JANET: Well - I want to go. BRAD: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone. JANET: Well then ask the butler or someone. BRAD: Just a moment, Janet - we don't want to interfere with their celebration. JANET: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad. BRAD: They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. They may do some more folk dancing. JANET: Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared. BRAD: I'm here - there's nothing to worry about. [Step...Step...Step...Step... until Janet turns and screams.] SWEET TRANSVESTITE FRANK: How do you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked He thought you were the candyman. Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover. I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania. Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal, We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. BRAD: I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry. JANET: [Left] Right. [Left] BRAD: We'll just say where we are, Then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry. FRANK: Well you got caught with a flat, well, [echo] how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night it'll all seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic. I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania. Why don't you stay for the night? RIFF RAFF: [echo] Night. FRANK: Or maybe a bite? COLUMBIA: [echo] Bite. FRANK: I could show you my favourite obsession. [Sex!] I've been making a man [Call that a man?] With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my... [sexual] ...tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania. [echo] HIT IT, HIT IT! I'm just a sweet transvestite Frank, Columbia, Riff Raff, MAGENTA: Sweet transvestite FRANK: From Transexual, Columbia, Riff Raff, MAGENTA: Transylvania. FRANK: So - come up to the lab, And [Fuck me on the slab] see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) [SAY IT!] - pation. But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame. So I'll remove [your clothers] the cause. (chuckles) [What about those nasty little symptoms?] But not the symptom. (applause) (Columbia and Riff Raff start to undress Brad and Janet) [What do you say when Frank fucks you?] JANET: Thank you [What do you say when Riff Raff fucks you?] BRAD: Thank you [What do you say when Brad fucks you?] JANET: Oh! Brad! BRAD: It's all right Janet. We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right. [Aces!] COLUMBIA: Slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush. [Yeah rush!] BRAD: Hi, my name is Brad Majors, [Asshole] and this is my fiancee, Janet Vice; [Weiss] [Hey Brad how do you spell urinate?] you are... COLUMBIA: You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory. Some people would give their right arm for the privilege. [Or their left tit!] BRAD: People like you maybe. COLUMBIA: Ha! I've seen it. MAGENTA: Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting. COLUMBIA: Shift it. (Janet screeches - the elevator goes up) [Riff Raff can't hold is liqour!] [the bottle drops from Riff Raff's hand] JANET: Is he your husband? RIFF RAFF: The master is not yet married, nor do I expect he ever shall be. We are simply his servants. [First floor..Mens & Womens underwear!] [Second floor...Queen mother!] JANET: Oh. [Virgins first ... Assholes second... Servants, Groupies, and Weirdos third, fourth, and fifth" schtick] FRANK: [What's your favorite color?] Magenta, [Where do you get your pot?] Columbia, go assist [Woof Woof] Riff Raff. I will entertain ...uh huh huh... (chuckles) BRAD: Brad Majors.[Asshole] And this is my fiancee, Janet Vice [Weiss!]. JANET: Weiss. BRAD: Weiss? um. FRANK: [Say something in French] Enchante. (Janet giggles) FRANK: Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these (smocks) on. They'll make you feel less [Naked] vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality. [Get tough, Brad!] BRAD: Hospitality!? All we asked was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore. JANET: Brad, don't be ungrateful. BRAD: Ungrateful! [when Brad removes his glasses, "It's Superman!] FRANK: How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant (crowd has flurry of laughs). You must be awfully proud of him, Janet. [Hey Janet are you a slut?] JANET: [Lie, Janet] Well, yes I am. (giggles) FRANK: Do you have any tattoos, Brad? BRAD: Certainly not! FRANK: [Ask Janet] Oh well, how about you. (to Janet) JANET: No. (giggling) RIFF RAFF: Everything is in readiness, master. We merely await your (pause)[Order] word. [hey Frank when's the Orgie?] FRANK: Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists... you are about to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research... and paradise will be mine... It was strange the way it happened... suddenly you get a break... whole pieces start to fit into place, not a sign of being.. what a fool! The answer was there all the time, it took a small accident to make it happen... [A What?] AN ACCIDENT MAGENTA & COLUMBIA: An accident! FRANK: And that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, [Whose your favourite character on Star Trek?] that SPARK that is the breath of life... [Are you going to fuck everone in the audience tonight?] Yes, [Do you know about gay sex?] I have that knowledge... [What do you hold under you armpit?] I know the secret... [To life?] to life... [Itself?] itself! (applause) [Applause] You are fortunate for tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be [FUCKED] BORN! (Magenta and Columbia take hold of the cloth) [hey Frank how do you say fuck in Chinese?] Hopla! ...throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator... and step the reactor power [echo] THREE MORE POINTS! JANET: Oh Brad! BRAD: Its alright Janet. (after the face mask has been taken off by Riff Raff) FRANK: Oh! [echo] Rocky! THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES ROCKY: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head, And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread. Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery. Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed. ALL: That ain't no crime. ROCKY: And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread. ALL: That ain't no crime. ROCKY: My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go. And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. ALL: Sha-la*la-lB that ain't no crime. ROCKY: Oh ho no no ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. ROCKY: Oh ho no no ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. FRANK: Well really! ROCKY: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head. ALL: That ain't no crime. ROCKY: And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread. ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. ROCKY: Oh no no no. ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. ROCKY: Oh no no no. ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime. ROCKY: Oh no no no. (repeat until end --- Sha-la-la) ALL: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, sha-la-la. FRANK: Well really. That's no way to behave on your first day out. [Of the closet!] FRANK: But since you're such an exceptional beauty, I am prepared to forgive you. ROCKY: Ugh Ugh (applause) (Rocky [and audience] claps like a child) FRANK: Oh, I just love success. RIFF RAFF: He's a credit to your genius, master. FRANK: Yes. MAGENTA: A triumph of your will. FRANK: Yes. COLUMBIA: He's O.K. [O.K.?] FRANK: o.k. (smack) [That's no way to kill roaches!] O.K.! I think we can do better than that. Humph! [Ask Brad and Janet!] Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him? [Lie Janet!] JANET: Well, I don't like a man with too many muscles. [Only one big one!] FRANK: I didn't make him... FOR YOU! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval. I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part I) FRANK: A weakling [Brad] weighing ninety-eight pounds Will get sand in his face When kicked to the [Groin] ground; And soon in the gym with a determined chin, The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause Will make him glisten ...[Whats your favourite toothpaste] and gleam. And with massage, and just a little bit of steam, [Touch it!] He'll be pink and quite clean He'll be a strong man. Oh honey... ALL: But the wrong man. FRANK: He'll eat nutritious high protein. And swallow raw eggs... Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. In just seven days... [And seven nights...] FRANL & TRANSYLVANIANS: I can make you a man. FRANK: He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk. [off!] He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Such strenuous living I just can't understand, When in just seven days, oh baby, ...I can make you a man. [Dinner is ready!] COLUMBIA: EDDY! HOT PATOOTIE (BLESS MY SOUL) EDDY: Whatever happened to Saturday night, When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright? It don't seem the same since cosmic light Came into my life, I thought I was divine. I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go, And listen to the music on the radio; A saxophone was blowing on a rock 'n roll show. You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. PARTY GOER: Lovely Party! My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled. My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt. I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine. Get back in front, put some hair oil on Buddy Holly was singing his very last song. With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along. It felt pretty good. Woo You really had a good time. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (... for a total of twelve times) (Frank attacks Eddy with an ice pick) [That's no way to pick your friends!] FRANK: One from the vaults. (chuckles) [Give them to Magneta she knows what to do with bloody rubbers!] FRANK: Oh Baby! [I'm upset!] FRANK: .. Don't be upset... [What sort of a killing was it?] It was a mercy killing..[Mercy ...mercy ..mercy]. he had a certain naive charm, but no muscle (Rocky flexes a bicep) ...Oh! I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part II) FRANK: But a deltoid and a bicep. A hot groin and a tricep. Makes me, [Bow to a midget] oooh, shake, Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the...[balls] ha-ha-hand. FRANK & TRANSYLVANIANS: In just seven days [thats a week!]I can make you a man. FRANK: I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension. [Sing it bitch] JANET: I'm a muscle fan. FRANK: In just seven days, I can make you a man Dig it if you can In just seven days, I can make you a man. (Frank and Rocky's WEDDING MARCH) TRANSYLVANIANS: Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! [throw Confetti] [I say life's an illusion!] NARRATOR: There are those that say that life is an illusion,[like your neck] and that reality is but a figment of the imagination [so is your neck]. If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe, [like your neck]... however, the sudden departure of [your neck] their host...and his [neck] creation... into the seclusion of his somber bridal [echo] suite had left them feeling both [neckless] apprehensive and a feeling which [echo] grew [unlike your neck] as the other guests departed, and they were shown to their separate rooms. (Janet and Brad are shown to their rooms by Riff Raff and Magenta.) [Pink is for girls... watch out for the basin ... He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake... he knows when you have been fucking and when you masturbate. Blue is for boys...same room, different light, cheap movie] (knock) JANET: Uhh! Who is it? Who's there? FRANK (BRAD): It's only me, Janet. JANET: Oh, Brad darling, come in. Oh! Brad Oh Brad. Yes, my darling...but what if... FRANK (BRAD): It's all right, Janet, everything's going to be alright. [Don't touch his hair!] JANET: Oh, I hope so, my darling. Oh...Ah...ahh OHHH! Oh it's you! FRANK: I'm afraid so, Janet, but isn't it nice... JANET: Oh, you beast, you monster...Oh what have you done with Brad? FRANK: Oh, well, nothing. Why, do you think I should? JANET: You tricked...I wouldn't have...I've never..never... [Virgin!] FRANK: Yes, yes I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? I think you really found it quite pleasurable. [But it isn't Brad either] JANET: Oh, stop...I mean help...Brad Brad!..Oh Brad!! FRANK: Shhh. Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like...This! JANET: Like this..like how??! Oh, it's your fault...you're to blame... Oh...I was saving myself... [For what a rainy day?] FRANK: Yes, but I'm sure you're not SPENT yet... JANET: Promise you won't tell Brad? FRANK: Cross my heart and hope to die... [Stick a dildo in my eye] (assorted sexual noises) (Riff Raff scares Rocky with a candelabra, Rocky runs away.) [Rocky gets it up the ass doo daa, Rocky gets it up the ass doo daa.] [Transilvenia Elbow sex] FRANK (JANET): Oh, Brad darling, it's no good here. He'll destroy us. BRAD: Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning. FRANK (JANET): Oh, Brad you're so strong and protective. [Don't touch her hair!] BRAD: Ah, ah, ah, oh YOU! FRANK: I'm afraid so, Brad, but isn't it nice... BRAD: Why YOU! What have you done with Janet? [Fucked the shit out of her!] FRANK: Nothing. Why? Do you think I should? [Liar!] BRAD: You tricked me, I wouldn't have...never...never...never... FRANK: Oh Yes yes, I know...but it isn't all bad, is it? Not even half bad, I think you really quite enjoyed it. [But it is all Brad] (Brad starts moaning) FRANK: Oh... so soft... BRAD: Stop it...stop it...oh Janet...JANET! FRANK: Shhh! Janet's probably asleep by now, do you want her to see you... like...this. BRAD: Like this, like how? It's your fault, you're to blame, I thought it was the real thing! [It is!] FRANK: Oh come on, Brad, admit it, you liked it, didn't you? It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure, Brad. [Not in this state!] We've wasted so much time already...Janet needn't know, I won't tell. BRAD: Well, promise you won't tell... FRANK: On my mother's gra.oouuuuuu....[Don't talk with your mouth full!] (BEEPBEEPBEEP...) RIFF RAFF: Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished. Your new playmate is loose and somewhere on the grounds...Magenta has just released the dogs... [Magneta is a dog!] FRANK: mmmm? coming! [So's Brad!] JANET: whats happening here, where's Brad, where's anybody? JANET: Oh, Brad. Brad, my darling, how could I have done this to you? Oh! [It wasn't easy, with those pantyhose on!] [see!] If only we hadn't made this journey... [But you did!] if only the car hadn't broken down... [but it did!] if only we were amongst friends... [But you're not!] Or sane persons, Oh Brad [Get tough, Janet!] Oh Brad, what have they done with him... [nice handle] (she sees him on TV with Frank) Oh, Brad, Oh Brad-How could you? [It was easy: no pantyhose!] (Rocky emits moans and general cries of pain) JANET: Oh, but you are hurt...Did they do this to you? I'll dress your wounds... [and undress mine!] baby there...let me make it all better. [Hey Janet, wanna fuck? ...think about it...and smile if you do!] NARRATOR: Emotion, agitation or disturbance of the mind...Vehement or excited mental state. [And you can only read about it shitlips!] It is also a powerful and irrational master...and from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed, ... its slave. MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: [echo] Tell us about it, Janet. TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME JANET: I was feeling done in, couldn't win I'd only ever kissed before. COLUMBIA: You mean she... MAGENTA: Uh huh [Virgin!] JANET: I thought there's no use getting [Laid!] Into heavy petting It only leads to trouble And seat wetting. [Yeah wet seats!] Now all I want to know is how to go. I've tasted blood and I want more. MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: [echo] More, more, more JANET: I'll put up no resistance I want to go the distance I've got an itch to scratch I need assistance. [on 'toucha toucha' etc., run and attempt to touch Janet (on the screen)] Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me Creature of the night. Then if anything grows, while you pose, I'll oil you up and rub you down. MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: [echo] Down,[Up] down,[Up] down.[Up] JANET: And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction You need a friendly hand and I need action. COLUMBIA: Toucha toucha toucha touch me MAGENTA: I want to be dirty. COLUMBIA: Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, MAGENTA: Creature of the night. JANET: Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night. ROCKY: Creature of the night BRAD: Creature of the night? FRANK: Creature of the night. MAGENTA: Creature of the night. RIFF RAFF: Creature of the night. COLUMBIA: Creature of the night. ROCKY: Creature of the night. JANET: Creature of the night. RIFF RAFF: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! [Say thank you! ...say it in French!] Merrrrrcy! (being whipped by Frank) FRANK: How did it happen? I understood you were to be watching... RIFF RAFF: I was only away for a minute...[doing what] master[bating] FRANK: Well, see if you can find him on the monitor. RIFF RAFF: Master, master...we have a visitor. BRAD: Hey, Scotty! [Beam us up!] ...Dr. Everett Scott. RIFF RAFF: You know this earthling [Whoops!] ...this person? BRAD: I certainly do. He happens to be an old friend of mine. FRANK: I see. So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. You came here with a purpose. BRAD: I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth. FRANK: I know what you told me...but this Dr. Everett Scott, his name is not unknown to me. BRAD: He was a science teacher at Denton High School. FRANK: And now he works for your government, doesn't he, Brad? He's attached to the bureau of investigation of that which you call UFO's. Isn't that right, Brad? BRAD: He might be...I don't know. RIFF RAFF: The intruder is entering the building, master. [Where'll he be?] FRANK: He'll probably be..the Zen room. [The Zen Room! Shit! I left a joint in there!] Shall we inquire of him in person? [Not the triple-contact electro-magnet!] (pause) [directions] [up the stairs] [left] [Once around the girls room] BRAD: Great Scott! [throw TOILET PAPER] Dr. SCOTT: Frankenfurter, we meet at last. [No we meet at first!] BRAD: Dr. Scott! Dr. SCOTT: Brad! What are you doing here? [Just fucking around] FRANK: Don't play games, Dr. Scott. You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here. It was part of your plan, was it not? That he and his female should check the layout for you. Well, unfortunately for you, all your plans are to be changed. You must be adaptable, Dr. Scott; I know Brad is. [You said you wouldn't tell!] Dr. SCOTT: I can assure you that Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. I came here to find Eddy. BRAD: Eddy! I've seen him! FRANK: Eddy! What do you know of Eddy, Dr. Scott? [Get conceited!] Dr. SCOTT: I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. You see Eddy happens to be my nephew. (Frank gasps) BRAD: Dr. Scott. [Mouseketeer roll call sound off now!] JANET: Ah! Dr. SCOTT: Janet! JANET: Dr. Scott! BRAD: Janet! JANET: Brad! FRANK: Rocky! [Uhh!] (Rocky says nothing, not even a grunt) Dr. SCOTT: Janet! JANET: Dr. Scott! BRAD: Janet! JANET: Brad! FRANK: Rocky! [Uhh!] (Rocky says nothing, not even a grunt) Dr. SCOTT: Janet! JANET: Dr. Scott! BRAD: Janet! JANET: Brad! FRANK: Rocky! [Uhh!] (Rocky says nothing, not even a grunt) FRANK: Listen...I made you...and I can break you just as easily. (to Rocky) MAGENTA: (GONG) Master, dinner is prepared! [and WE helped! (hay-ulped)] [What do you think of oral sex?] FRANK: Excellent. Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional. [Toga...Toga..] NARRATOR: Food has always played a vital role in Life's rituals. The breaking breaking of the bread, the last meal of the condemned man, and in this meal. However informal it might appear, you can be sure that there was to be little, bonhommie. [Bona who?] (Dinner is served, the clatter of dishes is heard, the electric slicer used to slice up the meat (by Frank)) [Meat Loaf again!?] [Meatloaf again?!] [You killed him you carve him!] FRANK: A toast [throw TOAST] [Cannibalism]..to absent friends... ALL: [echo] To absent friends. FRANK: And to Rocky. (Frank starts a verse of stacatto 'Happy Birthday Rocky' and cuts it off after 'Dear Rocky' [- the audience sings along]) Shall we? [Hey Riff, deal me a slice!] Dr. SCOTT: We came here to discuss Eddy. COLUMBIA: Eddy. (Frank threatens her with the slicer.) FRANK: That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone? COLUMBIA: Excuse me (Scream on exit) [What's the matter? You ate him before, you can eat him again! Yeah, but she didn't swallow last!] Dr. SCOTT: I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined...Aliens! [Who the fuck are you talking to?] ROCKY: Ugh? BRAD: Doctor Scott! FRANK: Go on, Dr. Scott. Or should I say Dr. Von Scott. BRAD: Just what exactly are you implying? Dr. SCOTT: It's all right! BRAD: Doctor Scott! SCOTT: It's all right, Brad. EDDY From the day he was born [Bop she-bop bop] He was trouble. [Bop she-bop bop] He was the thorn [Bop she-bop bop] In his mother's side. [Not the front, but the side] She tried in vain... NARRATOR: [What's HE doing here?] ...but he never caused her nothing but shame. [shame..shame...shame] SCOTT: He left home the day she died. [Hit it!] From the day she was gone [Bop shebop bop] All he wanted [Bop shebop bop] Was Rock 'n' Roll porn [Bop shebop bop] And a motorbike. [Bop shebop bop] Shooting up junk... NARRATOR: [HIM again!] He was a low down cheap little punk! [Yeah punk!] SCOTT: Taking everyone for a ride. ALL: When Eddy said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife FRANK: What a guy! JANET: Makes you cry. SCOTT: Und I did. COLUMBIA: Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him. I said, hey, listen to me; Stay sane inside insanity! But he locked the door and threw away the key. SCOTT: But he must have been drawn [Bop shebop bop] Into something, [Bop shebop bop] Making him warn [Bop shebop bop] Me in a note that reads... ALL: [echo] What's it say? What's it say? Eddy's voice: I'm out of my hed. [Thats not how you spell Head!] Oh, hurry, or I may be dead. [Too late!] They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. [Scream!] (scream) ALL: When Eddy said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife FRANK: What a guy! JANET: Makes you cry. SCOTT: Und I did. ALL: When Eddy said he didn't like his Teddy You knew he was a no-good kid. But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife FRANK: What a guy! JANET: Makes you cry. SCOTT: Und I did. [God I hate celery!] (All scream) FRANK: Rocky! How could you? (slaps Janet) [The pantyhose were riped] (general mayhem as Frank chases Janet. Riff and Magenta laugh, until Riff suddenly says "Shut up!" [which the audience echoes]) WISE UP I'll tell you once; I won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. Your apple pie don't taste so nice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss. I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an E or first string. When we made it, didja hear a bell ring? [ring BELL] Ya gotta block? Well, take my advice. You better wise up, Janet Weiss. The transducer will seduce ya. JANET: My feet! I can't move my feet! SCOTT: My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels! BRAD: [My socks!] It's as if we're glued to the spot! FRANK: You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools! JANET: We're trapped! FRANK: (sung) It's something you'll get used to. A mental mind fuck can be nice. SCOTT: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer...it is, I suppose, some kind of audio- vibrato-physio-molecular transport device? BRAD: [echo] You mean... [A vibrator!] SCOTT: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device capable of breaking down solid matter an then projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself. JANET: You mean he's going to send us to another planet? FRANK: [echo] Planet, shmanet, Janet! You better wise up, Janet Weiss. You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up NARRATOR: [echo] And then she cried out... JANET: Stop! [more...more.more..more] FRANK: Don't get hot and flustered! Use a bit of mustard. BRAD: You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter. (Freeze - Brad) SCOTT: You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank Furter. (Freeze - Scott) JANET: You're a hot dog -- (Freeze - Janet) [Who is Tim Curry?] COLUMBIA: My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddy, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again...I loved you..did you hear me! I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head. (freeze) [Lopsided!] [It's only a shadow] FRANK: It's not easy having a good time... (freeze Rocky) [turn him around!]...even smiling makes my face ache [comes from biting your knuckles!]...and my children turn on me...Rocky's behaving just the way Eddy did. Do you think I made a mistake, splitting his brain between the two of them? [That could be it] MAGENTA: Ahhhh! I grow weary of this world! When shall we return to Transylvania, huh? FRANK: Magenta, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother Riff Raff. You have both served me well. Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. You will discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous. MAGENTA: I ask for nothing...nothing. FRANK: And you shall receive it...in abundance! Come, we are ready for the floor show! NARRATOR: And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. But it was to be in a situation which none of them would have possibly forseen. And, just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted [Frank?] ...forbidden fruit. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of of little morals...and some persuasion. [Yay, some persuasion] What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the floor show that is spoken of? [What of it?] In an empty house? [best place!] In the middle of the night? [best time] What diabolical plan had been shaped by Frank's crazed imagination? [What indeed?] What indeed? [my thoughts exactly!] From what had gone before, it was clear that this was to be [A picnic?] no picnic. [Aw!" (dejectedly)] ROSE TINT MY WORLD A. FLOOR SHOW (Frank is running around making preparations while the others are frozen on the stage. Unfreeze - Columbia) COLUMBIA: It was great when it all began. I was a regular Frankie fan. But it was over when he had the plan To start a-working on a muscle man. Now the only thing that gives me hope Is my love of a certain dope. Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain. (Unfreeze - Rocky) ROCKY: I'm just seven hours old, And truly beautiful to behold. And somebody should be told My libido hasn't been controlled. Now the only thing I've come to trust Is an orgasmic rush of lust. Rose tints my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and pain. (Unfreeze - Brad) BRAD: It's beyond me; help me Mommy! I'll be good; you'll see. Take this dream away. What's this? Let's see, I feel sexy! What's come over me? Wo! Here it comes again. (unfreeze - Janet) JANET: I feel released; bad times decrease. My confidence has increased; reality is here. The game has been disbanded; my mind has been expanded. It's a gas that Frankie's landed! His lust is so sincere. B. FANFARE/DON'T DREAM IT FRANK: Whatever happened to Fay Wray? That delicate, satin-draped frame? As it clung to her thigh How I started to cry [Why?] 'cause I wanted to be dressed just the same. Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh. Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure And sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh. Don't dream it, be it. (four times) ALL: Don't dream it, be it. (twelve times) (Unfreeze - Scott. In on sixth time) [Who did that!] SCOTT: Ach! We've got to get out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills. [It's too late!] I've got to be strong, and try to hang on, or else my mind may well [snap] snap and my life will be lived...for the thrills! BRAD: It's beyond me; help me Mommy! [Somebody shut him up!] JANET: God bless Lilly St. Cyr. C. WILD AND UNTAMED THING FRANK: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my...my! I'm a wild and an untamed thing. I'm a bee with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. ALL: We're a wild and an untamed thing. We're bees with a deadly sting. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. So let the party and the sounds rock on. We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. RIFF RAFF: Frank N Furter, it's all over. Your mission is a failure; Your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander; You now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam. FRANK: [Wait!] Wait! [Can you explain?] I can explain! I'M GOING HOME FRANK: On the day I went away... ALL: Goodbye... FRANK: Was all I had to say... ALL: Now I... FRANK: I want to come again, and stay. ALL: Oh, my, my... FRANK: Smile, and that will mean I may. 'cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize, I'm going home. ALL: I'm going home. FRANK: Everywhere it's been the same... ALL: ...feeling... FRANK: ...like I'm outside in the rain... ALL: ...wheeling... FRANK: ...free to try and find a game... ALL: ...dealing... FRANK: ...cards for sorrow, cards for pain. [throw CARDS] 'cause I've seen, oh, blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize, I'm going home. Frank & ALL: I'm going home. (3 times) (applause) MAGENTA: How sentimental. [Insensitive bitch!] RIFF RAFF: And also presumptuous of you. You see, when I said WE were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Magenta and myself. I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading, but you see, you are to remain here, in spirit, anyway. SCOTT: Great heavens! That's a laser! RIFF RAFF: Yes, Dr. Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter. [Then it's not a laser!] BRAD: You mean...you're going to kill him? What's his crime? SCOTT: You saw what became of Eddy. Society must be protected. RIFF RAFF: Exactly, Dr. Scott. And now, Frank N Furter, your time has come. Say goodbye to all of this, [Goodbye, all of this] and hello to oblivion. [Hello, oblivion] [First one to scream gets it in the tits!] (Columbia screams - gets zapped) (Frank screams - gets zapped) (Rocky moans over Frank's body - gets zap, zap, zap, zapped - falls to his death) JANET: Oh! You killed them! MAGENTA: But I thought you liked them. They liked you. [Get paranoid!] RIFF RAFF: They didn't like me! He never liked ME! SCOTT: You did right. [SHOOT HIM!!!" etc. ] RIFF RAFF: A decision had to be made. SCOTT: You're O.K. by me. RIFF RAFF: Dr. Scott, I'm sorry about your nephew. SCOTT: Eddy? [No, Blanche!] Yes, well, perhaps it was all for the best, heh, heh, heh. RIFF RAFF: You should leave now, Dr. Scott, while it is still possible. We are about to beam the entire house to the planet Transexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania. Go... [When?] Now. Our mission is completed, my most beautiful sister, and soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores of our beloved planet. MAGENTA: And we'll do...the Time Warp...again! SUPER HEROES BRAD: I've done a lot; God knows I've tried To find the truth. I've even lied. But all I know is down inside ALL: I'm bleeding... JANET: And super heroes come to the feast To taste the flesh not yet deceased. And all I know is still the beast ALL: Is feeding... Ahh, ahh... (etc.) [Hey Brad, can you do the Backstroke? What about the Australian crawl?] [Stop the world, I want to get off!] [Get your finger out of Columbia!] NARRATOR: And crawling [where?] on the planet's face Some insects [what're they called?] called the human race... Lost in time [What's your favorite TV show?] And lost in space [like your neck!] and meaning. ALL: Meaning. [You forgot to turn your globe off!] (in the film, the reprise of Science Fiction/Double Feature is replaced by a reprise of Time Warp, during the closing credits.) SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE - REPRISE USHERETTE: Science Fiction Double Feature. Frank has built and Lost his creature. Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet. The servants gone to A distant planet. Wo, oh, oh, oh. At the late night, double feature, Picture show. I want to go, oh, oh, oh. To the late night, double feature, Picture show.) ---- end of script (C) Antischutz Inc. 1991