Rules at Exton Twin

Unfortunately, the theatre does have some rules:

1. No fire or explosive devices (we've got enough flamers).
2. There is no rule #2!
3. Don't throw anything at or near the screen or cast. The screen is expensive, and the cast will fuck you up. If you're in the front few rows, throw backwards. Remember, a good friend is a good target.
4. No Pooftas! (If you have to ask you are one.)
5. No glass bottles (because too many people on cast are running around with bare feet).
6. No supersoakers (They can hit the screen).
7. No sex in the aisle, unless cast can participate or videotape. (You'd probably get run over by a screaming transvestite anyway. Use the back row.)
8. No rice. (The cleaning lady will quit. Use popcorn.)
9. No freedom of religion. You shall worship Tim Curry and Meatloaf, and have no other gods before them.
10. No fine confetti.
11. If you go outside, and want to get back in, you have to have your hand stamped. You'll be searched each time you enter. If you try to go out and come back too many times, security will get annoyed and won't let you back in.
12. Keep water away from the spotlight, so the guy running it doesn't get electrocuted.
13. No 'droids. We don't serve their kind here.

The most likely results of violating these rules are:

1. being publicly ridiculed.
2. being drenched with water.
3. being thrown out.
4. being thrown out and asked never to come back.
5. being sodomized by the Bat.