Rules at Cinema Center Newark

Unfortunately, the theatre does have some rules:

1. No fire or explosive devices (we've got enough flamers).
2. Don't throw anything at or near the screen or cast. If you're in the front few rows, throw backwards. Remember, a good friend is a good target.
3. No freedom of religion. You shall worship Tim Curry and Meatloaf, and have no other gods before them.
4. No water (waterguns, spraybottles, supersoakers, etc)
5. No sex in the aisle, unless cast can participate or videotape.
6. No rice. (Use popcorn.)
7. No fine confetti.
8. No 'droids. We don't serve their kind here.

The most likely results of violating these rules are:

1. being publicly ridiculed.
2. being sodomized by a rabid squirrel.
3. being thrown out.
4. being thrown out and asked never to come back.